The Republic of Sepp blaater is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning soccer bunny population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.154 billion Sepp blaaterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The Sepp blaaterian economy, worth 905 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,493 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Sepp blaater's national animal is the soccer bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sepp blaater is ranked 140,867^th in the world and 39^th in belgium for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.56 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.